#pine at all times is like a child finding out that his painstakingly rendered yet incomprehensible crayon scribblings are not Great Art #what? what is - what? #things i associate with chris pine in no particular order: #sloths #magikarp #anon meme hate threads #that house plant no one waters #the lone reject onion ring that somehow ends up in your french fries #motheaten cardigans #a dog barking and whining at his own reflection #that kid who cries at his own birthday party every single year #failed paper airplanes #’woman laughing alone with salad’ stock photos
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i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself
IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP
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damn.
THIS IS ILLEGAL—
I was asked to make this rebloggable.
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#DON’T PANDER TO ME KID #ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN THIRTEEN SECONDS #SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP COOK US IN OUR SEATS #AND WAIT ‘TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE O’ ANDORIAN SHINGLES #SEE IF YOU’RE SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING #SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE #i’m sorry for me
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